I am feeling the call of the milder weather and an increasing lightness of spirit as well as clothing. With that in mind, I am simply going to offer some gentler observations for your consideration.
Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before. (Mae West)
Sound really does travel slower than light- that advice parents give to their eighteen year old doesn't reach them until they are about forty. ( Anonymous)
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. (Mark Twain)
In the Book of Life, the answers aren't in the back. (Charlie Brown)
Reporters interviewing a 104 year old woman: " What do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She simply replied, "No peer pressure"
Why are there five syllables in the word monosyllable?
Black Holes are where God divided by zero.( Steven Wright)
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
